In-N-Out Burger Has Released Its ‘Ugly Christmas Sweater,’ & It’s Just as Chaotic as You Think

In-N-Out Burger continues to prove it’s delightfully chaotic with its Christmas sweater.

According to SF Gate, the 2024 Christmas release from the California burger company shows a 3D plush burger desperately holding on to a green-and-white sweater. The appropriate statement, “Just trying to keep it together this Christmas,” is printed on the sweater, which is adorned with a row of In-N-Out Burger’s iconic palm trees.

The image of the anthropomorphic burger’s terrified face and its contents slipping out of its buns somehow perfectly conveys how hard it is to survive the hectic holiday season, particularly one that has brought tornado and tsunami warnings to San Francisco. The sweater is available in sizes small through 2XL and costs $69.95. The burger plush is detachable, so don’t worry if the thought of washing the sweater made of a blend of viscose, polyester, and polyamide with its 3D accessory is overwhelming you.

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Additionally, In-N-Out Burger continues to offer its 2023 Christmas sweater, a red-and-white item of apparel adorned with the vibrant picture of a Double-Double and the phrase “Bite me,” which is an homage to a bumper sticker from the 1970s that founder Harry Snyder designed for the restaurant chain. Thankfully, it seems that the company’s horrifying 2022 Christmas sweater is a thing of the past. A Christmas tree-shaped head of lettuce covered in pink globs of what was probably meant to resemble In-N-Out Burger’s special sauce but instead looked like worms or pink slime was the centerpiece of the abomination that was inspired by Animal Fries.

In-N-Out Burger Has Limited-Edition Merch for Die-Hard Fans

The California-based burger restaurant has a loyal following of fans who can now express their support for Animal Fries and Double Doubles by purchasing a new limited-edition T-shirt.

The Orange County Register claims that the fast-food restaurant chain’s 2025 collector T-shirt pays homage to “California dreaming,” as the iconic Mamas & Papas song puts it.

The word California is on the front of the black tee beneath a neon In-N-Out sign. At sunset, the rear displays cars with the ocean on one side and an In-N-Out drive-thru on the other.